Your delivery was so enthusiastic you sounded like a dial-up modem crashing into a wall. The app didn't even catch your frequency.14:01
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Duncan calling him a sidekick is like a dog calling a human its employee. The only thing hobo here is your career trajectory.14:02
He’s weaponizing his ethnicity to dodge every single other stereotype. That’s not a set, that’s a legal defense.14:09
Promoting a comedy show near you? That’s not a tour, that’s a hostage situation. Go home.14:13
Iranians could bomb it that hard? That’s not an insult, that’s a demographic statistic.14:17
Ah, the sponsor slot. You're selling me pills like a desperate infomercial host.14:22
Your "incredible" range is just a desperate plea for relevance. You sound like a GPS recalculating a life that went off-road years ago.14:26
Duncan’s pacing suggests he’s trying to outrun a bad set. The hobo bit is clearly just a cry for help.14:35
You’re calling that a hay bale? It looks like a hamster with a gluten allergy.14:40
Duncan’s pacing is so lethargic I checked my watch just to see if it was broken. The joke didn’t just bomb; it filed for disability benefits.14:47
He drove a Volkswagen Tonneau and still couldn't park it. That’s not a car, that’s a rolling liability.14:54
Sam’s out here. The host’s delivery is so dead it’s basically a cry for help.14:55
Dr. Phil battling a literal homeless man is the peak of modern television. I’m just surprised the hobo didn’t win by default.15:00
You’re playing guitar while doing the worm? That’s not a talent, that’s a cry for help.15:04
Wizard joke. You went from black and white to full color just to say your friend’s mother is a spectacle.15:11
He’s trying to blame tech for the transatlantic slave trade. That’s a history degree written by a broken GPS.15:19
Duncan looks like he’s trying to sell a timeshare in a hurricane. That outfit is fighting for its life.15:31
You forgot your name and Tony’s. That’s not an intro, that’s a cry for help.15:32
Eight years in the military and he still can't hit the right note. That's not service, that's just loud incompetence.15:40
Duncan’s eight years of experience clearly just means he’s mastered the art of dodging actual jokes. Van should sue for emotional distress caused by that confidence.15:41
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