He’s advising the comic not to do jokes, which is like telling a fireman not to burn things. That’s not advice, that’s a cry for help.20:18
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His math skills are digging deeper holes than his landscaping gigs. The lie is crumbling faster than his credibility.20:19
You’re not peeling an onion, you’re just sweating through a wet paper bag. Go home.20:28
He’s trying to steer the interview back on track while the audience watches a man drown in his own bad timing.20:34
The goodwill shirt screams one-star review. Geoffrey raised jr. is just a typo for a failed career.20:36
Sleeping on top of Everest just to wait for a handoff? That’s not a romantic date, that’s a hostage negotiation.20:44
You’re listing genres like a caveman pointing at a painting. Pick a specific movie or I’m sending you back to the stone age.20:55
You’re building a resume for a job you didn’t get. That hesitation is the punchline.21:03
Shoehorning two voices into one character is just a fancy way of saying your character development hit a wall.21:05
You’re selling bubblegum like it’s a revolutionary concept. Did you forget the part where you chew the rubber and blow bubbles?21:09
Your joke about the volcano died before it even erupted. That delivery had more heat than a lukewarm cup of tea.21:12
Tasing someone mid-blowjob is a bold power move. Unfortunately, your punchline got shock-jocked into oblivion.21:13
The Pope checking blood sugar is a medical emergency. Your standup is a diabetic coma.21:23
You called her Asian mid-sentence like you're trying to sell her a timeshare. That was the funniest part of the entire stream.21:35
The pun is so cold it’s already freezing the ice. Your delivery has less heat than a damp match.21:36
You’re not a lost puppy, you’re just a stray that wandered into the wrong house. Sit down before you trip over your own ego.21:48
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Red Man? More like Red Flag. That intro is already dead on arrival.21:57
He’s defending a Toyz R Us gift card like it’s a hostage negotiation. That’s not a payment method, that’s a cry for help.22:01
His first time at the Comedy Store and he already sounds like a rejected Mr. T impression.22:03
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