It's a bloody mess in there, contestants are scrambling to plate up their dishes and the kitchen's in chaos, you'd think they'd have some basic timing skills by now. Meanwhile, the line cooks are struggling to keep up, it's a nightmare scenario.

What a bloody disaster, these contestants are still struggling to plate up a decent dish. You call that a presentation, it looks like a dog's breakfast, get it together!

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These contestants are really struggling to get anything done, it's like they're trying to run a kitchen blindfolded. I mean, we've got one of them frantically searching for a saucepan, while the others are just standing around looking clueless.

These contestants are running around like headless chickens, no clue what they're doing, just a complete mess. Someone get them a clue, for crying out loud.

Come on, contestant, stop messing around and get the dishes out, we've got a lot of work to do here, it's already running behind schedule. You'd think with all the hours we've got, you'd have this under control by now.

These contestants are really struggling to keep up, it's like they're running a bloody marathon in the kitchen already and we're not even a quarter of the way through the service. I mean, it's only 13 minutes in, I've seen more efficiency at a bloody disaster.

Come on, these contestants are moving slower than a snail on valium, I've got a kitchen to run here. What's the holdup, can't they even chop a few onions in 20 minutes?

You absolute muppets, these contestants are still arguing over a simple menu. I swear, some of you have the communication skills of a bloody brick.

These contestants are getting slaughtered in the service, it's a bloody disaster, complete and utter chaos. They can't even plate a simple dish without messing it up.

These contestants are still messing around, can't even chop an onion properly, it's like watching a bunch of bloody amateurs. How hard is it to chop an onion, for crying out loud?

I'm bloody well starting to think these contestants have no idea how to multitask, they're struggling to plate up the dishes in this challenge. Can't even get the bloody basics right, it's like they're in a bloody kitchen nightmare.

"Alright, let's see what these donkeys are up to now, they're supposed to be plating up their dishes and I've got a feeling it's not going to be pretty."

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"What's going on here, these contestants are getting a little too comfortable, if you ask me, they're being spoiled rotten by that head chef, needs to snap them out of this complacency."

"Alright, so the contestants are getting ready to start their service in the Hell's Kitchen kitchen, looks like they're all scrambling to get their stations set up and prep done before the doors open."

This bunch can't even manage to plate a simple dish without messing it up, it's a disaster. I've seen better presentation at a school cafeteria, for crying out loud.

"What is this donkey doing, can't even get the bloody meatballs right, they're like bloody rocks in there."

"What a disaster, these contestants can't even chop an onion properly, it's like they've never held a knife before. Get it together, people, we're not cooking for a bloody Sunday roast here."

What a bunch of muppets, they're completely overcooking the chicken, it's dry as a bone. Someone get a fire extinguisher in here before it's a complete disaster.